Cocaine in the White House Library (or some other room): The Hunter Biden Chronicles

By Michael Lodge, Greenville, South Carolina:  In a massive news story and turn of events, the Secret Service recently made an unexpected discovery in the hallowed halls of the Biden White House. Truth reporting has it that an undisclosed amount of cocaine was found in the most unlikely of places — the White House library (or some other room, it changes daily). Yes, you read that right, folks. The library. Apparently (or some other room), someone decided to add a little extra "spice" (blow) to the White House experience.

Now, before we dive into the details, let's address the elephant in the room: Hunter Biden and his well-known history with substance (cocaine) abuse. We all know that Hunter has had his fair share of struggles, but who would have thought that his escapades would possibly reach the White House library (or some other room)? Perhaps he thought he was just being an overachiever by contributing to the literary world in his own unique way.  Who knows what he is thinking.  We point at Hunter only because at this point he is the only one we know of that uses cocaine, and is in the White House.

Naturally, this revelation has left many Americans feeling a mix of embarrassment and disbelief. It's not every day that you hear about illicit substances mingling with the books in the library (or some other room). This incident has undoubtedly given new meaning to the phrase "getting high at the White House."

While we can't deny the comedic value of this situation, it's important to remember that the repercussions extend beyond a few chuckles. As the news spreads, it's no secret that other nations are having a field day at the expense of the President and the American people. They're pointing fingers, laughing, and questioning the strength and competence of the Commander-in-Chief. After all, nothing says "global power" like a library (or some other room) filled with more than just history and cocaine.

Now, some may argue that it's time to evict Hunter Biden, the wayward first son, from his White House privileges. But let's take a step back and remember that we're all human, and we all make mistakes. The pressure of the spotlight can be overwhelming, and it's no secret that the White House environment can sometimes be a bit stressful. So, let's cut Hunter some slack and hope that he finds his way back to a healthier path.  On the other hand, Cocaine is an illegal substance and highly dangerous, and at this point, Hunters eviction from the White House is needed.  Hunter Biden is a liability to Joe Biden and the American people. 

In the meantime, we can all share a collective chuckle and use this incident as a reminder that even the most esteemed institutions can have their share of surprises. So, the next time you visit a library (or some other room), be sure to check between the pages of your favorite book. You never know what you might find.

The discovery of cocaine in the White House may be an embarrassing moment for the Biden administration, but it's also embarrassing to the American people because they put faith in their leaders.  But if they are unable to take care of their family, how can they take care of a nation.  To have anyone using drugs in the White House is not fair to the American people.  It truly is a disgusting mess in the People House.  This whole White House and President is a mess and we have lose leadership in a terrible way.  No joking matter, it is serious.